Phrases That Are On The Traffic Signs:

Fast Lane Ends - WheelChair Crossing - Age Bump Ahead
Narrow Mind Ahead - Reading Glasses Required - Nursing Home Next Exit
Increased Age Ahead - Decreased Memory Ahead - No U Turn To Youth
Fire Hazard Ahead (Due To Too Many Candles On The Cake)
Bingo Traffic Use This Exit - Steep Hill Ahead - Construction Next 20 Years
Caution Lack Of Memory - Road Work Ahead - Shoulder Work Ahead
STOP Growing Old!

Birthday Phrases:

Clear The Roads, (Name) Is (Age) Today!
All Roads/Signs Lead (Name) Over The Hill! Happy (Age) Birthday!
(Name) Is (Age) And Still Stopping Traffic!
(Name) Youth Screeched To A Stop! Happy (Age) Birthday!
(Name) Youth Sped Right Past Her/Him! Happy (Age) Birthday!
Stop! - Say Happy (Age) Birthday To (Name)!
All Signs Point To (Name) Turning (Age) - Happy Birthday!
Read The Signs (Name) - It's Your (Age) Birthday!
Caution - It's (Name's) Birthday Today - (Age) And Dangerous!
(Name) Life Is Full Of Detours - Enjoy The Journey - Happy (Age) Birthday!

Anniversary/Love Phrases:

Graduation Phrases:

Retirement Phrases:

New Home Phrases:

Get Well Soon Phrases: